Seven Words in TNG

all that without putting you on report

 

or thrashing you senseless?"

Barclay knew he

 

had crossed the line and that he

 

would have to make amends but he

 

knew that his natural clumsiness was likely

 

to blame. "If I were a girl,

 

I'd be prettier than Troi."

"Reg?"

"I

 

think I am not myself today, admiral."

 

"Go and get some sleep."

"Aye, sir."

 

Reg lay down on the carpet and

 

started snoring like a pig with bad

 

snoring problems.

"Reg!"

"Huh."

"I mean go

 

".

" Go where, excellence?"

"Never mind, computer, beam

 

Barclay to his room."

Moments later, Reg

 

was in one of the cargo bays

 

, underneath a large raised container that was

 

filled with some gooey substance that seemed

 

to be leaking.

'Strange', thought Reg.

"Lt.

 

Barclay! " Said a voice inside reg's head

 

that sounded like his long dead mother.