Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
was no one interested, so Riker played
the trombone like it was
(seven words, not five )
on fire, as the time-travelling Ferengi
appeared in Ten-Forward, dressed like Napoleon.
In the background, Guinan smiled enigmatically again.
Suddenly, the Ferengi started singing, "Wooly Bully."
This made Guinan reach for her phaser rifle
and she shot the Ferengi several times.
Suprisingly, the Ferengi was largely undamaged and
laughed. "That tickles. C'mon, shot me again!"
Being Ferengi, first they naturally demanded she
pay for shooting him with gold-pressed latinum.
"Do you take VISA?" Guinan asked.
(^Seven words, not six!)
"Sorry, latinum only!" growled the bemused Ferengi.
"Then I will shoot you again, Ferengi."
"My expensive phaser-proof vest will protect me!"
"But can it withstand the devastating power
of Worf's vast supplies of prune juice?"
"Depends on delivery - Worf's butt or straight
with a synthehol chaser," the Ferengi laughed.
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