Seven Words in TNG

Risa and enjoy the luscious set of

 

complimentary dinnerware that the Federation gave them

 

Data shrugged. "They are human, ergo illogical."

 

But the Wal-Marters were not finished yet --

 

their lead ship activated the "rollback" beam

 

which hit the ship causing

 

massive reductions in prices on all decks.

 

Oddly, in a post-scarcity society, this

 

simply caused the holodeck to begin playing

 

the 1939 Earth Olympics where Jesse Owns

 

assassinated Hitler, due to timeline changes caused

 

by the cheap goods on

 

sale by time-travelling Ferengi, riding hairy

 

llamas. Reacting quickly, Picard turned to Mr.

 

Worf, grabbing him by the shoulders, shouting,

 

"We must follow them back! Repair whatever

 

needs to be repaired. Hitler must live!"

 

"Mr. Data," Picard continued, "Set a course

 

for the nearest temporal anomaly. There should

 

be no difficulties identifying our own timeline -