Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"Wussies!" Guinan declared, "every morning I eat
tinfoil hats! Keeps my teeth sharp, you punks!"
"Perfect," said Crusher. "Come to Sickbay and
we'll cap your teeth," Crusher said, sighing.
All this talk of breakfast had Picard
itching to raise the shelds & engage
his omelette d'fromage recipe, a Picard tradition.
Donning his Cordon Bleu apron, Picard ignored
urgent transmissions from Starfleet admirals, gourmet cooking
always took precedence. He had to decide
which kind of cheese to replicate, pondering
what his chances were of making out
with the Land O'Lakes squaw, if she were
real, that is. Troi sensed Picard's erection
, and said, "Rising to the occasion, Captain?"
"Just a bit of morning stiffness, Counselor."
"Of course, sir," Troi lied, eyes rolling.
Data checked the computer for historical records
regarding A.M. erections and breakfast eating habits
and learned that most humanoid males had
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