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avoided it, as it made him rust.
"Wow, Commander, must've been some trip," LaForge
remarked, as the bulge began pulsing rapidly.
Troi could be heard screaming "Affirmative! Affirmative!"
"Maybe Dr. Crusher ought to check that
sir." It popped...out came a tribble.
"That's so disgusting!" Everyone turned to see
the mucus-covered tribble, some immediately vomited
as the tribble made a run for
the industrial dryer so it may dry
out thoroughly. "I want that thing contained!"
"A messy job," Guinan mumbled, holding a
cleaver. "Anyone notice we're still 100 years
before the mast. I really miss sailing."
"Anyone have a razor and BBQ sauce?"
Wild mayhem and general hilarity then ensued.
Riker couldn't remember a thing afterward; he
thought he saw tribbles scattering across the
cosmos, much like Carl Sagan once theorized
after taking some special mushrooms. "Data, did
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