Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
those Trekkies surging damaged the inertial dampeners
of the ship and resulted in the
largest mass fart ever - on a spaceship!
The ship's air filtration system attempted to
compensate. Lavender scent was introduced into the
air, but it just wasn't enough to
negate the fact that the crew liked
the scent of fresh farts and would
forever connect their smell to vaginal scent
very pleasant moments in all their lives.
Guinan opened the buffet table. The stampede of
ensigns and crewmen from the lower decks
proved that the food served below-decks wasn't
very good at all and that Captain
Picard was keeping all the fois gras
to himself. The only thing that he
allowed down on the lower decks was
mutton and gruel. Popular on old sailing
vessels many centuries ago, they were very
tasty if formed into a patty and
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