Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Wesley grabbed his junk in pain and
"Wesley, clean that mess up and
put some clothes on, boy! This isn't
Willy Wonky's Chocolate Factory, or the Hershey
Plant! I want you to clean yourself
inside and out with brain soap and
then report to your mother so she
can paddle you for the Gorgon's amusement!"
The turbolift doors hissed shut and Picard
began masturbating furiously on the way to
his ready room. Riker and Troi recoiled
then laughed as Picard couldn't get it
up...he was limper than a sardine.
"Jesus, this thread has devolved," he thought,
"it used to be about something more
...pertinent to our ongoing mission, to seek
out...you know...new stuff and things.
" He continued to mutter to himself, as
he suddenly began to soil himself. The
thread had degenerated into oblivion.
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