Seven Words in TNG

Mother," Deanna replied as she forcibly jammed

 

the chalice into Riker's gaping hole.

Giggling,

 

she twisted it hard, making Will yelp

 

.

"YELP," cried Riker, wondering if the 'Holy

 

Hand Grenade of Antioch' that Ensign Maynard

 

stole from Eric Idle's descendant actually worked.

 

He reached out, grabbed the grenade and

 

, like WWII movies, he pulled the pin

 

, screaming "Fire in the hole."

Worf snickered.

 

"A true warrior does not throw a

 

device made for exploding. Grabbing his bat'leth

 

Worf began to sharpen his teeth and

 

pick yesterday's supper out of his teeth.

 

Then he jumped down, grabbed Riker and

 

shook him while kissing him - with tongue.

 

Will recoiled at first, but then returned

 

to give Worf a pummeling. "Don't ever

 

lay lips on me again unless I

 

......"

"I believed you to be choking, Commander."

 

Worf hung his head. "I am deeply