Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
warp speed and having kinky S&M
parties that made admirals blush and want
to hide in cargo containers that were
labeled "Institute of Penology, Stockholm." They would
collectively transmit the word "Boner!" using the
universal translator, making sure that there were
understood. Unfortunately, an aphasia virus had infected
most of the Enterprise crew, rendering them
sniggles tricky blue knot pink rattle snotty.
"Oh, the effects are starting to become
apparent! Before long we'll all be completely
snizzled lead pipe Miss Marple and crackers!
But no matter how hard the crew
tried to speak, the best they could
come up with was a series of
clicks and whistles in Breen. The Breen
language was mysterious but contained several rather
stinging insults regarding amoebas and one's parentage
. It wasn't long before long range scans
detected Zapp Brannigan's Nimbus One approaching at
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