Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Unfortunately, Ensign Sonya Gomez was listening. "You
? You stole my food that night? I
was wondering who on earth had taken
it. I blamed Geordi and made him
delete his Dr. Leah Brahms massage holoprogram
as punishment, something that he didn't think
was fair, but it was that or
masturbating with his own tears while watching
reruns of old Earth reality television programs.
"I said I didn't take your food,"
Gomez protested while she strummed a lute.
"No, I took yours," Riker admitted, confused
as to why Gomez was mimicking Geordi.
Then things got REALLY weird as Riker
went over to Uhura, taking her ugali.
He chided her for not having brought
the remaining TOS crew when
they all went out to visit the
parallel universe whose Alt-Prime Directive forbade Starfleet to
bake blueberry pies while they weren't going
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