Seven Words in TNG

around in the background whining and asking

 

"Where's yours, mom! Look! I got mine

 

and I'm gonna wear it and make

 

a puddle in Captain Picard's office!"

"NO!"

 

Q shouted, appearing for the umpteenth time.

 

"Q!!" exclaimed Captain Picard.

"Jean-Luc!" replied Q

 

"Shove that phaser deep into the Counselor"

 

Picard was a bit surprised, but threw

 

caution to the wind and shoved his

 

phaser deep into the Counselor's nose. Then

 

when the tried to press the trigger

 

it changed into a giant multicolored lollypop.

 

He started licking it quite furiously and

 

glued it to Q's hair.

"Jean-Luc, really!

 

You humans can be such childish and

 

savage race! Now the trial starts again.

 

Rusty the Bailiff was unthawed from cryofreeze

 

, and a jury was assembled, consisting of

 

Doug Llewelyn and Judge Judy along with

 

Al "Grandpa" Lewis and the cast of