Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
I've been thinking for some time about
a way of punishing you for womanizing
in such a fashion as to make
you both embarrassed as well as quite
ridiculed. "Riker" is the Romulan word for
"whoremonger," which surprised me because I didn't
know you had brought whores aboard my
ship, Will...why didn't you tell me?"
"Sir, if I had let you know
that prostitutes of different species were aboard
you would have invoked droit du seigneur.
"Well Will, as you know, it is
a rarely used but active captain's prerogative
that his first officer or XO can
get sloppy seconds if he's been a
runnerup in a shipwide drag queen contest."
Riker smiled: "And exactly who won, Jean-Luc?"
Picard blushed. "Well...eh...I don't quite
remember, Number One. Those frivolities are beneath
the dignity of a person such as
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