Seven Words in TNG

[cooleddie74]

on monitors in his bar on DS9.

 

[47]

Bumpy took her sledgehammer and thanked Quark

 

[Disruptor]

in the traditional Klingon manner...with pain

 

[cooleddie74]

stiks to the groin and a hard

 

[47]

hammer time on the furniture and staff

 

[bbailey861]

washroom.

Quark grimaced, "Now I have to

 

[cooleddie74]

go see Dr. Bashir and make sure

 

[47]

that my earlobes are still sexy. Damn!"

 

[bbailey861]

Heading into the Promenade, Quark turned towards

 

[47]

the sickbay and got in

 

[bbailey861]

trouble after running into Guinan.

"Quark, I've

 

[47]

a bone to pick with your ass.

 

[bbailey861]

You promised exclusive rights to any video

 

[cooleddie74]

you made of me in your holosuites

 

[47]

but you sold this one to Paramount

 

[cooleddie74]

back on 21st century Earth instead! Why???"

 

[Disruptor]

without even telling me!"

"Rule of Acquisition


(I'm amused how this thread is more of a DS9 story than the 5-word DS9 story is now.)

 

[bbailey861]

..."

"Don't go there. If you start quoting

(That is precisely why I brought in Guinan - seemed fitting to see where 2 barkeeps would take this - providing it doesn't get too silly)

 

[cooleddie74]

the Rules then I'll have to embarrass

 

[bbailey861]

you by showing everyone the receipts for