Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
I am the lamest Talaxian in the
Picard suddenly realized they were in
deep, deep trouble and ordered that Neelix
be reassigned to the USS Spinovski, along
with those ensigns from Deck 37 that
kept mocking the way he ordered tea.
The entire lot was beamed over to
the Spinovski when it's warp core began
to fail and collapse. The Enterprise completed
repairs on the Spinovski, ableit using substandard
equipment that Geordi didn't want to keep
in the refrigerator any longer. The vacuum
cleaner, either. It no longer had enough
suction for his extracurricular activities. Troi's hair
suddenly became sentient and began to demand
diplomatic recognition under Federation law. Picard assembled
a 1/350 scale Enterprise-A model. hoping that
this model would win first prize in
the "Ignore the Sentient Hair and Assemble
a Model of an Older Enterprise" contest.
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