Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
to entrance the crew and force them
to throw the antimatter hamsters off the
ship into the nearest black hole.
the lead hamster cried as his kind
were sucked into oblivion, AKA downtown Dubuque.
Iowa hadn't seen this many rodents since
Kirk left for Starfleet Academy. Fortunately, this
infestation was quickly taken care of by
careful planning by Starfleet, who had already
made numerous clones of Richard Gere, each
more annoying than the last. But even
so they managed to contain the hamsters
within an extremely powerful force field generated
with graham crackers and marshmelons -- a S'morcefield.
S'morcefields were known to possess the ability
to disable even the Borg with their
snotty cyberborg kids on assimilating trips and
invasion jaunts throughout the Beta Quadrant and
the marshmelony goodness is too much to
resist, especially for humanoids who enjoyed the
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