Seven Words in TNG

Troi walked in just as Will said

 

'irritating'. Pivoting on her heel, she headed

 

into a bulkhead. "I sense pain," Troi

 

moaned as she rubbed her nose and

 

adjusted her wig.

"For pain come to me

 

," said Gul Madred. "Deanna, how many lights

 

do you see?"

"Overhead or panel lights?"

 

"Wha.."

"Blinking or non-blinking?"

"Wait.."

"Green or

 

blue, it makes no difference."

"Then how

 

are we to continue? I need specifics!"

 

"You test my patience, Earth woman!"

"Earth

 

Cardassian Gul?"

"Oh, I know that one,"

 

said O'Brien, who'd thrown many a Cardassian

 

.

"Cardi tossing is not just fun, it's

 

grew up tossing Cardassians and it was

 

more enjoyable than building ships in bottles

 

or learning fun facts about Starfleet history!

 

"
"I find that highly offensive," hissed Madred