Seven Words in TNG

a little time to unwind, relax and

 

...

Suddenly, Picard appeared in a flash of

 

light.

"Thrilling...that was thrilling," he exclaimed

 

as he grinned like an idiot and

 

acted totally oblivious to his own nakedness

 

from the waist down. Troi blushed

 

, while Worf tried hard not to stare

 

at the captain's apparent lack of a

 

left buttcheek.

"Not again!" Riker bellowed. "I

 

thought this would never, ever happen again!!"

 

Remembering the extra-dimensional butt-stealing aliens

 

of the last season, Worf immediately ordered

 

a Level 1 security scan of the

 

entire ship, but found only traces amounts

 

of what at first glance appeared to

 

be dryer lint.

"Run a level 16

 

bioscan of laundry services. Match that lint

 

with all known crew personnel and passengers

 

on board. We must find these bastards!"

 

The ship was soon infested by numerous