Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
go to the first bar we find
and hit on all the girls there.
"But the last time I tried that,
I got slapped by all but one
of those weird fish-like aliens who
happen to like skanky first officers," Riker
told me that he wants you to
put on a turtle costume and prepare
for mortal combat with the lizard people
....you know, the ones who
own and operate "Grandma's Pies" in Centauri.
"No, I do not know, but I
can hide this watermelon up my anus
- please observe," said Picard. "You see, back
in the old country we had this
old trick for hiding melons...you would
dip them in olive oil and then
squat down, and - thank you, Mr. LaForge -
you could use VISOR technology to stuff
that melon where the sun don't shine."
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