Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
packed more fiber than the Klingon breakfast cereal "
Klingons, of course, eat a warrior's breakfast.
"Kahless Krisps" contained more sugar than Riker's
daisy scented shower exfoliating foot scrub.
They are also filled with transfats, which
is why Klingons say "today is a
good day for pie." Mmm, pie. Anyway,
Data and Wesley hijacked a shuttlepod headed
to the annual Smarminess Convention on Fedora
Five. Keynote speaker Sebastion Smug, however, canceled
his facial because his insurance didn't cover
eyebrow reconstruction. In an ironic twist, though
it did cover eyebrow transplants - quite popular
on Vulcan, but even moreso on planet
Facelift 7, the Andromeda galaxy's best known
facial anti-gravity center in all
the quadrant. Meanwhile, at the Smarminess Convention,
Wesley was attending "Condescending Pick-up Lines", hoping
....to get lucky with an alien hottie
but, alas, his "repulser beam" skills once
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