Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
decided to go for a walk in
quicksand. Her posting was short-lived. Starfleet
sent her family flowers, and coupons for
free Slurpees. To fill the vacancy, Admiral
Par'Ton, known to her friends as Dolly,
selected the least competent officer, famed Ensign
Seymour Ineptitude, who had a Guiness World
Detonation record, destroying 47 planets through his
Imperial career as Death Star optics programmer.
He reluctantly reported for duty; the no-pants
Friday policy was in....full swing, as
conveyed by Wesley. So imagine his embarrassment
upon realizing it was Thursday. Riker smiled.
It was Riker's holodeck sex night, tonight.
Meanwhile, on Deck 32, nothing important was
occurring with the benefit of pants.
activated his pants subroutine and ordered all
of the items on the menu. "Gastric
Dissention" was the result the replicator produced.
This special dish, originated on Digestulon IV,
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