Seven Words in TNG

[MeanJoePhaser]

got owned like it was Space 1999.

(I have no idea what that even means)

 

[CaptainStoner]

Fortunately, Troi knew just where to strike -

 

[KimMH]

Between the 32nd and 48th cervical vertebrae

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

- too bad she missed, instead accidently striking

 

[CaptainStoner]

the replicator, which was last set to

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

make banana cream pies, which were the

 

[CaptainStoner]

tastiest dessert in the organic holo-beings memory.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

The beings promptly gorged themselves on pies

 

[judge alba]

which produced a lot of excess gas

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Enough in fact, to power an entire

 

[KimMH]

Deep Space Space Station; Number Two actually.

 

[CaptainStoner]

"DS2 - that place is a toilet," said Riker,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

who is an expert on seedy locales.

 

[CaptainStoner]

"There's a Dabo Girl there that can

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

make a man forget about homely betazoids.

 

[Cuhl]

Hmm... have I still got her number?"

 

[CaptainStoner]

"Let's go, Worf," said Troi. "Little Willie

 

[Delta Belle]

must not be kept waiting just because

 

[judge alba]

you are not sure of his honour

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

and if we stay, I might just