Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
got owned like it was Space 1999.
(I have no idea what that even means)
Fortunately, Troi knew just where to strike -
Between the 32nd and 48th cervical vertebrae
- too bad she missed, instead accidently striking
the replicator, which was last set to
make banana cream pies, which were the
tastiest dessert in the organic holo-beings memory.
The beings promptly gorged themselves on pies
which produced a lot of excess gas
Enough in fact, to power an entire
Deep Space Space Station; Number Two actually.
"DS2 - that place is a toilet," said Riker,
who is an expert on seedy locales.
"There's a Dabo Girl there that can
make a man forget about homely betazoids.
Hmm... have I still got her number?"
"Let's go, Worf," said Troi. "Little Willie
must not be kept waiting just because
you are not sure of his honour
and if we stay, I might just
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