Seven Words in TNG

starting spouting off some profound shit while

 

Troi snuck up behind her with a

 

joy buzzer, jabbing it between her shoulders.

 

Unfortunately, El Aurians are allergic to joy

 

and anaphasic lifeforms giving Beverly Crusher orgasms

 

makes for creepy episodes. Therefore, Picard ordered

 

sparkly tights and chiffon scarves for everyone

 

and they all had a merry romp

 

through the forest. "What forest?", said LaForge.

 

"The one with trees, of course!", exclaimed

 

Picard. "I can't see the trees for

 

the crystaline entity. It fears trees," said

 

Lore, recently reactivated by nefarious Ferengi merchants.

 

"Shut up, Wesley," said Lore, for no

 

one else would currently dare challenge him.

 

All of a sudden, a gorgeous woman

 

could not be found. Instead, three Ferengi

 

with a "boombox" began breakdancing. Worf growled,"

 

They're barely edible! hardly worth the effort

 

of seeing these ferengi do the awful