Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
to the light switch, clicking it off.
Gul Madred shouted, "There are FIVE lights!"
Gul Madred then began speaking in haiku.
New computer, chair and keyboard, problem exists.
"I'm bored with haiku. Let me try
reasoning with the circuit switches that control...
Suddenly, the ship lurched around like
Worf tipsy on spoiled prune juice.
"Captain, I'm detecting a planet-sized moshpit
of Cardassians, Bajorans, and Klingons, moshing away!"
"Prepare phasers, photon torpedoes, and classical music."
But Q appeared and snapped his fingers,
and the entire continuum began moshing too.
Moshing to Barry Manilow is a sight
best seen from a distance.
Or through binoculars. "Moshing now intensifying, Captain,"
Said Worf, who danced along to the
punk rock version of Jingle Bell Rock.
The song is revered on Kronos, even
He added, intensifying his dance moves greatly.
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