Seven Words in TNG

to the light switch, clicking it off.

 

Gul Madred shouted, "There are FIVE lights!"

 

Gul Madred then began speaking in haiku.

 

New computer, chair and keyboard, problem exists.

 

"I'm bored with haiku. Let me try

 

reasoning with the circuit switches that control...

 

attitude control."

Suddenly, the ship lurched around like

 

Worf tipsy on spoiled prune juice.

"Report!"

 

"Captain, I'm detecting a planet-sized moshpit

 

of Cardassians, Bajorans, and Klingons, moshing away!"

 

"Prepare phasers, photon torpedoes, and classical music."

 

But Q appeared and snapped his fingers,

 

and the entire continuum began moshing too.

 

Moshing to Barry Manilow is a sight

 

best seen from a distance.

 

Or through binoculars. "Moshing now intensifying, Captain,"

 

Said Worf, who danced along to the

 

punk rock version of Jingle Bell Rock.

 

The song is revered on Kronos, even

 

He added, intensifying his dance moves greatly.