Seven Words in TNG

[CaptainStoner]

needed to run his encrypted "Tasha" holo-program.

 

[Red Ranger]

In that program, Tasha wore Prada shoes.

 

[CaptainStoner]

Which was all she needed to wear.

 

[KimMH]

They were very sensible shoes; brown and

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

steel-toed, reflecting Yar's often violent upbringing

 

[KimMH]

and well-honed self-defense skills which

 

[jaspertjie]

were actually bad. Suddenly Worf began singing:

 

[Red Ranger]

"Not Klingon opera again!" Geordi exclaimed, exasperated.

 

[KimMH]

He was relieved when hostile Gorn boarded

 

[bbailey861]

the last train to Clarksville.

"I'll meet

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

you at the station, Ensign Jones. Don't

 

[KimMH]

forget your underpants like the last time;

 

[jaspertjie]

and Worf began singing.

('ej HumtaH 'ej DechtaH 'Iw
'ej Doq SoDtaH ghoSpa' Sqral bIQtIq
'e' pa' jaj law' mo' jaj puS
jaj qeylIS molar mIgh HoHchu'qu')

 

[Piper]

In the background, Guinan smiled enigmatically. Then,

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Picard who was quite impressed with Jaspertjie

 

[Red Ranger]

's expertise in Klingon, gave him a medal.

 

[KimMH]

JASPERTJIE had to decline an Admiralty, however,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

to pursue the legendary three-breasted women

 

[jaspertjie]

which made him vomit and...

 

[KimMH]

accept captaincy of the Defiant - a tough