Seven Words in TNG

"Never go full unitard," Riker said. He

 

then decided to go back to work.

 

While doing lunges on Data's console he

 

said, "Thrusters full ahead, Skippy!"

Data, wincing,

 

set an easy course through a nearby

 

crevice in a nebula shaped just like

 

a Christmas tree decorated with bulbs, lights,

 

, candy canes, popcorn and Doctor Pulaski's delicates

 

"that's where my dedicates went! I looked

 

everywhere thinking Barclay took them."

"I only

 

want Barclay Protomorphosis Syndrome once!!! Never again!!!"

 

Picard began to sing: "Fa La La

 

La La La La La La Bamba

 

Suddenly the actors began to shake about

 

some forgot to shake and had re-shoots.

 

and some reshot head shots for Spacebook.

 

Except for Spiner who hates that shit.

 

Meanwhile, Counselor Troi gave Barclay a suggestion:

 

"Stop drinking coffee your breath smells like

 

Riker's crotch. It's giving me flash backs."