Seven Words in TNG

[CaptainStoner]

Suddenly, Worf let a bridge-clearing fart.

 

[Red Ranger]

Beverly broke her thigh-hold on Cardassian Lecter,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

and then passed out.

"What've you been

 

[KimMH]

doing to further the interests of the

 

[RobertScorpio]

Gubmianclisan civilization? They have been

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

begging for the Federation's assistance in their

 

[RobertScorpio]

goal to attain complete and utter control

 

[KimMH]

of the Pakled Corridor; which is littered

 

[CaptainStoner]

with ice cream containers and dorito bags.

 

[KimMH]

"Well," mused Picard; "a good recycling program

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

might work, but brute force would be

 

[Red Ranger]

the last resort." Cardassian Lecter grimaced, disappointed,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

that he was to be extradited to

 

[Yeoman Randi]

a robot planet with no fresh "meat"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Everyday he would hold his meat and

 

[KimMH]

make plans to take over the world!

(yeesh RobertScorpio - where was I to go with THAT one?!?! )

 

[RobertScorpio]

This had the net effect
(so sorry Oldstreshrtevr...i was wondering where that would go)

 

[KimMH]

of frustration commingled with starvation and bitter

(RS you make it fun/quirky/inscrutable!)

 

[RobertScorpio]

Scotch. Picard licked his lips and realized

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

the delicious irony of Lecter's predicatment. "Outstanding