Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
odors ever smelled in the history of
any ship to carry the name Enterprise.
Emergency klaxons rang loudly and life support
systems snapped on as the ship began
to panic, as if the fart had
triggered the ship's environmental systems to compensate
...well, actually, it did.
"Try compensating by
injecting a fragrant gas into the ventilation
system." said Picard between gasps "and quickly!"
The odor was becoming so strong that
Geordi fainted and Worf tried to fight
the urge to vomit, something very few
managed to do. Riker laughed at everyone's
inability to take the nasal assault.
show you guys how to tolerate a
methane cloud filled with poo particles. Just
watch my beard soak it all up.
Wesley fainted. Deanna screamed. Picard choked. Riker
remembered that the last time they'd seen
the absorbent power of his beard, it
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