Sega Launches the Most Important Gadget Ever!

[Hermiod]

Introducing the Love Trainer!

Personally, I remain stunned that Nintendo haven't pre-empted this and launched some sort of custom controller for the Wii already.

 

[Roshi]

If it's not phallic and doesn't vibrate, it won't sell!

 

[Mallory]

You have to wonder how many different audios are available for the mp3 player.

 

[trekkerguy]

I'm sorry... this is just stupid.

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm sorry... this is just stupid.

You think THAT's stupid... I had a Wang once, but it became obsolete so I purchased a Wii.



I do believe they sell an uh... insert-able personal stimulation device for the iPod that converts the audio signals into vibration patterns...

As for Nintendo not making something similar for the Wii... Check the aftermarket channels, that's not something that Family Friendly Nintendo would make.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

When you reach the height of passion it should yell out "SE-GA!!!".

 

[Kelso]

I had a Wang once, but it became obsolete

You got married?

 

[RJDiogenes]

A Wii vibrator would make somebody a billionaire-- and force the male half of the Human race into celibacy.

 

[Hermiod]

^Nah, we'd just invent the Xbox 360 Fleshlight.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Well, hopefully it will plug into a fully functional android (or, rather, gynecoid ) body, the way the Wii controller plugs into the pseudo-guitar in Guitar Hero.

Actually, considering those lifelike robot pets that have been marketed lately, this may not be too far off....

 

[Hermiod]

"I love you... PHILLIP J. FRY!"

 

[RJDiogenes]

Hmmm. We could not only have lifelike recreations of famous people like Fay Wray or Gina Torres, we could have life-sized recreations of cartoon characters, like Leela or Amy. Or Supergirl. Or... er... you-know-who.

Progress is exciting.

 

[Hermiod]

^Unfortunately, someone on here will label it "creepy" and the technology will be abandoned.

 

[trekkerguy]

Gina Torres

What is it with you and calling up just the right woman?!?!

 

[Sephiroth]

this gadget is made out of hoax

 

[RoJoHen]

^Nah, we'd just invent the Xbox 360 Fleshlight.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^Unfortunately, someone on here will label it "creepy" and the technology will be abandoned.

It'll just go underground.

Gina Torres

What is it with you and calling up just the right woman?!?!

Oh, I just have awesome taste, that's all.

 

[Roshi]

^Nah, we'd just invent the Xbox 360 Fleshlight.

with a USB cum collector!

 

[RoJoHen]

^Nah, we'd just invent the Xbox 360 Fleshlight.

with a USB cum collector!

That is fucking gross.

 

[Roshi]

I know, but it's in time like these that I really miss my girlfriend... :whistles: