Section 31 Line By Line By People Who've Never Watched It Or Remember It"

[XCV330]

(Make this steaming pile of.. excuse me make the possible Latest or Last Star Trek Movie your own. I only watched a few minutes so, we'll do our best)

Not-Yet-Empress Georgiou: Dude we're cool. I won't burn your face with an iron if I win the space-hitler Olympics

 

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

Captain Not-Appearing-In-This-Film: Are you my mother?

 

[XCV330]

Face Burn Guy: I've lost the Space Hitler Olympics. I'm just going to shimmy out of this movie quietly. oh no.

 

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

Geriatric Trekkie: I've never watched this movie. And I never will. It violates the purity of my favourite television programme. Where'd th' secular humanism go at?

(Turns off the telly erasing the movie from existence)

Geriatric Trekkie: I'm going out for a stroll.

(Turns off computer and cellphone, puts on a hat and goes outside to enjoy the lovely weather and get some much needed exercise before succumbing completely to the intellectual negativity of depression. For the first time in weeks they smile because they are enjoying their life and not because they're belittling someone or something on the infranet.)