McDonalds has one called the "All American Meal" which hasn't been on the menu since the early 90s. But I can't seem to find what's in it.....even Google doesn't know....
Hamburger, fries and a coke. Seriously. I used to get that all the time. Not a Big Mac or a Quarter Pounder ... a cute little hamburger.
I always just get a plain hamburger or cheeseburger at places like McDonalds or Burger King. Their lettuce and tomatoes are always so tasteless and stale they aren't even worth putting on there.