Ruler of the World thread

[Miss Chicken]

As some of you might or might not remember - In about 2002 Miss Chicken (little three-legged cat extraordinaire) bought the deeds to the Earth from a man at the pub and thereby became Ruler of the World.

But, as cats like to sleep for 18 hours a day, she found ruling the world took up too much time so she asked for members of the Misc to help her out by agreeing to rule countries for her. However it has been a long time since any of these rulers have sent her reports or, more importantly, taxes so it is time for her to redistribute the world to a new bunch of minions.

So in this thread you can ask for a region of the world.

You cannot rule more the 50 million people so some countries will have to be broken up. Major cities can become city states.

You must tell me how you will honour Miss Chicken (statues, cities named after me etc)

You must tell me how you will rule your 'kingdom', how you will develop it and how you will treat your peasants etc. You can rename your countries if you like.

You are free to indulge in wars with each for my amusement.

Edited to add - No-one can claim Southern Tasmania or Iceland as these are for Miss Chicken alone.

 

[Rii]

Greetings, O Glorious and Benevolent Miss Chicken; your servant humbly requests to ease your burden by exercising dominion over the nation of France.

Should this boon be granted, your servant would ensure that your divine self comes to be regarded throughout France as the living embodiment of Marianne. As such, your countenance would permeate the nation, constantly being held in the minds of your people. To offer but one of many examples, consider the following depiction of Marianne as part of the official logo of the French government:

As steward of France, beyond honouring your divine self I would seek to make few changes. Amongst those few would include the issuing of a national apology to the government and people of New Zealand for the events concerning the Rainbow Warrior, the withdrawal of the French military from Afghanistan, the removal from service of all non-strategic nuclear warheads, and vigorous engagement with European supranational institutions.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I will give to you 6 of the northern regions of France - Ile de France (which includes Paris), Picardy, Nord-Pas-de-Calais, Lower Normandy, Upper Normandy and Brittany. That will give you about 24 million people to rule over.

Someone can ask for Southern France and then the two of you can fight for the central regions.

You will probably need a new flag. Possibly one which features a black cat?

 

[Crusher Disciple]

I call dibs on Scandinavia and Finland.

 

[auntiehill]

I call dibs on everything from Marin County & San Francisco, all the way to Seattle.

The Pacific Northwest shall be MINE. Mwhahahaha.

The new Northern California Inc. Flag will replace the grizzly bear with a tabby cat--as it should be.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I call dibs on everything from Marin County & San Francisco, all the way to Seattle.

The Pacific Northwest shall be MINE. Mwhahahaha.

The new Northern California Inc. Flag will replace the grizzly bear with a tabby cat--as it should be.

Your request is granted. Hope you enjoy your dictatorship.

Later on I will need someone to be in charge of the world map. Anyone who volunteers to this will get Tahiti on top of the country they request.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I call dibs on Scandinavia and Finland.

Granted. What do you plan to do with all the hot-looking young Scandinavian men and women?

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I would like the state of Texas

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I want New York City, of course.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I would like the state of Texas

Wish granted. I hope you are going to be a harsh ruler. I think you will need to be to keep the Texans in line.

I want New York City, of course.

The Big Apple is yours but you will have to replace the Statue of Liberty with a statue of me. I want a statue which would have people entering though the arse, climbing stairs and looking out at the world through the eyes.

 

[AstroSmurf]

I would like the British Isles if I could please. I will rule it however you wish.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I want New York City, of course.

The Big Apple is yours but you will have to replace the Statue of Liberty with a statue of me. I want a statue which would have people entering though the arse, climbing stairs and looking out at the world through the eyes.

Done.

I will also order all NY-area sports teams to place a commemorative patch of a black cat on their uniforms.

And in the concession stands at the various stadiums, customers will order their food by asking if they can has cheezburger.

 

[sojourner]

I call Japan.

I will tell everyone to GTFO and only retain a small custodial staff to take care of the facilities. The entire Island will be a vacation getaway for Miss Chicken with me as humble caretaker.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Oh, almost forgot: Miss Chicken will get a mention in our Roll Call in the right field bleachers at Yankee Stadium. And we will make T-shirts.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I would like the British Isles if I could please. I will rule it however you wish.

As the population of England is around the 50 million mark you will have to settle for that. Others will have to claim Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I call Japan.

I will tell everyone to GTFO and only retain a small custodial staff to take care of the facilities. The entire Island will be a vacation getaway for Miss Chicken with me as humble caretaker.

As you plan to kick most of the population off I will give you the island of Honshu. Not sure where 100 million people will flee to.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

I call dibs on Scandinavia and Finland.

Granted. What do you plan to do with all the hot-looking young Scandinavian men and women?

I'm pretty sure I can't say that on the BBS.

But I'm going to force all the Swedes to clear snow this winter.

I am now declaring the official language of Crusherburg to be English. Because Danish is too god damned hard to learn.

The national emblem of Crusherburg will be the Swedish Chef- he alone is exempt from the language requirement because he amuses me.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I would like the state of Texas

Wish granted. I hope you are going to be a harsh ruler. I think you will need to be to keep the Texans in line.

Absolutely. Also Houston is now know as Chickenville.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

I would like the state of Texas

Wish granted. I hope you are going to be a harsh ruler. I think you will need to be to keep the Texans in line.

Absolutely. Also Houston is now know as Chickenville.

 

[JonathonWally]

Can I have New Jersey please?