Must not make a joke about the team Nick supports.
Suck it up cowboy
Who's that? DIDAK! Who's that? DIDAK!
NEON LEON
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV
AND THE CHEER SQUAD
ME MATE JOFFA
JOFFA AGAIN HAVING A GO AT CARLTON WHEN THEY WERE DEAD LAST ON THE LADDER
BIG MICK LOOKING HAPPY AFTER ANOTHER GREAT WIN
AND OUR GREAT PRESIDENT THE MAN KNOWN AS EDDIE EVERYWHERE ..... EDDIE MAGUIRE
EDDIE WITH DERMIE 'PISS AND POO' BRERETON
FUCK I HATE HAWTHORN
ANOTHER GREAT WIN!!
OH NOES, DID WE LOSE A GAME?
OF COURSE NOT, COLLINGWOOD NEVER LOSES!!! EDDIE AND HIS MATE BRUMBY THE PREMIER OF VICTORIA
Good old Collingwood forever,
we know how to play the game
Side by side we stick together,
to uphold The Magpies name.
Hear the barrackers a shouting,
as all barrackers should,
Oh, the premiership's a cakewalk
For the good old Collingwood.