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My Kira
It's their fourteen week and six day anniversary, as Quark has been telling them, and Odo and Kira have to celebrate, and spend some latinum in the process. It happens to coincide with the state visit of First Minister Shakaar, who finally shows an emotion, jealousy. Trying to steal Kira back, he irks Odo, and the two are about to come to blows. Kira stops them at the last minute, telling them they are childish. The only way to solve their problem is through naked mud wrestling she tells them... Quark's eyes light up in latinum signs.
It's their fourteen week and six day anniversary, as Quark has been telling them, and Odo and Kira have to celebrate, and spend some latinum in the process. It happens to coincide with the state visit of First Minister Shakaar, who finally shows an emotion, jealousy. Trying to steal Kira back, he irks Odo, and the two are about to come to blows. Kira stops them at the last minute, telling them they are childish. The only way to solve their problem is through naked mud wrestling she tells them... Quark's eyes light up in latinum signs.
Latin Pretension
In this week's special episode of DS9, for no other reason than it is arty, all dialogue will be in Latin and subtitled, the Bajorans recast as Catholics, the Cardassians as Jewish, and Jadzia Dax as Sugartits, and O'Brien will be tortured again. Special Guest Director, Mel Gibson.
In this week's special episode of DS9, for no other reason than it is arty, all dialogue will be in Latin and subtitled, the Bajorans recast as Catholics, the Cardassians as Jewish, and Jadzia Dax as Sugartits, and O'Brien will be tortured again. Special Guest Director, Mel Gibson.
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Peconundrumbra
The crew wakes up with amnesia and is convinced there is no war, just alien trickery, it's up to the unaffected Odo to bring everyone up to speed and figure out what caused it. Thus follows 45 guest-star free minutes of overacting and with clips of past adventures to help restore everyone's memories...oddly, Jadzia appears in none of the clips.
The crew wakes up with amnesia and is convinced there is no war, just alien trickery, it's up to the unaffected Odo to bring everyone up to speed and figure out what caused it. Thus follows 45 guest-star free minutes of overacting and with clips of past adventures to help restore everyone's memories...oddly, Jadzia appears in none of the clips.
The Changing Spaces of Evil
Worried about recent accusations about the gay-ness of Dominion decorating, Weyoun becomes a contestant on Neelix's cable decorating show. This only makes his problem worse.
Oops - I skipped Strange Bedfellows...
Worried about recent accusations about the gay-ness of Dominion decorating, Weyoun becomes a contestant on Neelix's cable decorating show. This only makes his problem worse.
Oops - I skipped Strange Bedfellows...
Tango
Trapped alone on a planet together, Sisko must battle Dukat in a Dancing With the Stars-esque fashion. Special Guest Star: Selma Hayek
Trapped alone on a planet together, Sisko must battle Dukat in a Dancing With the Stars-esque fashion. Special Guest Star: Selma Hayek
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Strange Goodfellas
Quark becomes a made man by the Orion Syndicate, and mockingly tells Brunt "get your shine box". Of course, it all comes crashing down after Quark botches the Loofthanzian latinum shipment heist, and is forced to testify against the syndicate boss "The Green Father" (special guest star Paul Sorvino caked in green make-up).
Quark becomes a made man by the Orion Syndicate, and mockingly tells Brunt "get your shine box". Of course, it all comes crashing down after Quark botches the Loofthanzian latinum shipment heist, and is forced to testify against the syndicate boss "The Green Father" (special guest star Paul Sorvino caked in green make-up).
When It Flushes...
After Worf binges on Klingon burritos, Waste Extraction is backed up. It's up to Rom to save the station from the Lieutenant Commander's logs, which have taken to floating down the promenade.
After Worf binges on Klingon burritos, Waste Extraction is backed up. It's up to Rom to save the station from the Lieutenant Commander's logs, which have taken to floating down the promenade.
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Breaking into the Wind
Captain Sisko considers using the noxious odors produced by Worf's "logs" as a weapon against the Jem'hadar.
Captain Sisko considers using the noxious odors produced by Worf's "logs" as a weapon against the Jem'hadar.
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Back from the hiatus...
Extreme Pleasures
Bashir's latest holodeck program involves whips, chains and a Vulcan she-male. He won't be inviting O'Brien to join him in this one...or will he?
Extreme Pleasures
Bashir's latest holodeck program involves whips, chains and a Vulcan she-male. He won't be inviting O'Brien to join him in this one...or will he?
The Nogs of War
The crew of DS9 is shocked to learn that Starfleet has created a clone army of Nogs from a DNA sample taken during treatment of his leg injury. The first division of Nogs is assigned to the station. However, a serious flaw in the cloning process soon becomes evident as individual Nogs start singing "I'll be seeing you" aloud while touching the tip of their noses with their index fingers for several minutes at a time. As more and more clones reveal this strange behaviour, Sisko calls in Vic Fontaine...
The crew of DS9 is shocked to learn that Starfleet has created a clone army of Nogs from a DNA sample taken during treatment of his leg injury. The first division of Nogs is assigned to the station. However, a serious flaw in the cloning process soon becomes evident as individual Nogs start singing "I'll be seeing you" aloud while touching the tip of their noses with their index fingers for several minutes at a time. As more and more clones reveal this strange behaviour, Sisko calls in Vic Fontaine...
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