Rename An Episode!

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

This ia fun game we're currently playing at Startrek.com right now.


Going in order, you rename a DS9 episode, then provide a short summary of the episode. Be creative, and hilarious!

I'll start

The Emissary= The Cemetery- Sisko and crew open a funeral home and burial yard in a holosuite, but face Quark's high holosuite rental prices.

 

[Admiral2]

The OP provided a list of the ep titles in the thread in TNG.

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Huh?

 

[PKTrekGirl]

^ I think he may mean that someone in TNG is doing this, and they provided a list of the episodes or something in their original post.

Might be helpful if you want us to play the game in the real order of the episodes....

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Episodes, via wikipedia

Past Epilogue - The weary and shaken crew of DS9 grab a quick bite to eat then hit the sack early following an exciting crisis that was wrapped up a few minutes prior to the beginning of the episode.

 

[Russell Croutear]

A Fan Alone - The crew take a trip to Risa, leaving fans of the show to wonder why the station is deserted.

 

[scottydog]

Grabble -- The crew is infected with a mysterious illness that causes them to grope one another.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Captive Hirsute - The Station is invaded by Shatner's Wig disguised as a tribble, demanding top billing.

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Q's Mess: Q does something to annoy the crew (again).

 

[BajoranMedic535]

Quark- Quark is accused of smuggling.... which he probably actually did, but of course, denies it.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The Designated Driver - Everyone goes to Risa to party, but Worf gets stuck piloting the runabout. It's more than his honour can bear.

 

[BajoranMedic535]

Operation!- Game loving species comes through the wormhole. Disgusted that Quark would ruin the spirit of gaming by cheating, they challenge him to a high stakes game of Operation!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The Angus - Taking his desire for real food too far, Sisko smuggles a live Aberdeenangus aboard for burgers. Riots erupt when it is learned that the Emissary is literally a butcher. Dukat shows up for lessons.

 

[MyCylon]

Gore-Tex - Quark gets in trouble taking product placement way too far. A nearby space anomaly goes unnoticed.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Scrabble Lines
A runabout carrying Sisko, Kira, Bashir, and Kai Opaka crashes on a planetoid whose inhabitants are at war with each other. Opaka suggests a game of Scrabble as a way of resolving their differences!

 

[Mitty]

The Story Editor. Bashir and Obrien crash land on a planet of publishers. A mysterious cloud creature threatens to destroy them all unless someone can ensure correct grammar and spelling.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Prozac - The crew finally gets tired of Kira flying off the handle at the slightest provocation, so they ask Bashir to add a little something to her Raktajino. Nog and Jake get ahold of it and release it into the air conditioning...

 

[MyCylon]

Of glitches and spouses

DS9 is haunted by system failures just as O'Brien faces his most serious crisis with Keiko yet. Fortunately, Rosalind Chao's screen time is limited, giving the Chief just enough time to get things in order on the station. Her departure at the beginning and her return at the end of the episode prompt the couple to forget the problems they were having - overjoyed at seeing each other again so soon.

 

[Kadratis]

"The God Forsaken"

Surprise! Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, drops by to make love with the renowned shape shifter.

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Dramatis Stupidnae


The crew throws some dumb play.