Rename a planet
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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How do you cyber-kiss ass? I want to rename Pluto after me because it has the farthest orbit to travel and it takes the longest to do it, exactly like I do with my running.
I guess you just pucker you lips up and kiss her vaatar in a special place.
It looks like the planets are now
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Plecostomus
[Kingdom of] RJDiogenes
Urectum
Neptune
and Archerguy1701 can rename Pluto.
I now declare Pluto as LSD
$20 for the correct definition of LSD! (hint: my previous post is a pretty good start!)
$20 for the correct definition of LSD! (hint: my previous post is a pretty good start!)
I would rename Eris and Dynomia as Chimera and Bellerephon respectively.
And Miss Chicken, I always thought you were the hottest pussy in TAS.
People say you don't appear in the animated series... but... ah, joke lost...
And Miss Chicken, I always thought you were the hottest pussy in TAS.
People say you don't appear in the animated series... but... ah, joke lost...
Too late. There's no sillier name for a planet than "Earth".
Now, I'm no expert on black pussy [Oh really? - someone] cats, but Miss Chicken looks like the cutest 3-legged kitty I've seen in these parts.
(Certainly a darned sight cuter than the one-eyed cat who lives near my house and who continually taunts me with every step it takes. 
)No planet for me, but perhaps I'll have a small moon please. ZR-burg (formerly known as Titan)
I'd like Mercury to be renamed Ford-Lincoln-Mercury as part of the solar system's largest planetary product sponsorship scheme ever. We can use the bailout money for something truly long-lasting and worthwhile like burning the Ford Motor Company logo into the surface of the planet with a laser (sponsored by the Laser Eye Surgery Center, a subsidiary of McDonald's).
Can I have Mars please? I'd like to rename it Planet Awesome
"Get your ass to Planet Awesome!"
I have approved all the above request and will issue a list of the new names tomorrow.
I think our new Solar System names are more interesting than the old.
I think our new Solar System names are more interesting than the old.
rename the planet around Gilse to Klingonstan plz.
Yes! Great idea! But let's not stop at planets. The Apple Asteroid Belt. The Leonid meteor shower, brought to you by Coca Cola. Pepsi's Europa.
Naming rights! It's all about naming rights!
Planet Planet Hollywood?
Disney has already registered a comet named Snow White and the next seven dwarf planets discovered to be named Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Dopey just in time for the movie to come out of the Disney vault for the last time ever (and by "ever" they mean ten years or so)!
What about Pluto..... sorry, bad joke...
I would like to call Quorar (however you spell it) as Far Away, a planet out of my favourite novel.
I wonder if anyone's gonna suggest Unicron for anything, or maybe Mimas being renamed as the Death Star due to their physical simularities.
Unicron has dibs on Unicron.
Mercury should be renamed Freddie
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