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[Theodore Jay Miller]

The Big Seep - Hardboiled detective Philip Marlowe tries to fix the leaky plumbing in his office.

Godfellas - A gangster tries to join a Mafia crime family, but ends up in a monastery instead.

Rave of the Fireflies - Two starving children in Japan get involved with the club scene.

The Last Temptation of Crist - Politician Charles Crist is lured into joining the Democratic Party.

My Daring Clementine - A female adventurer interrupts the gunfight at the OK corral.

My Far Lady - A professor gives a flower girl elocution lessions during long-distance phone calls.

 

[cooleddie74]

Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind: Jim Carrey has just kicked marijuana cold turkey and tries to avoid going bats with the help of Kate Winslet.

Peed: A bus is speeding out of control with a bomb wired to the underside....and the worst part? Half the passengers aboard need to take a piss.

Rue Lies: A former Golden Girl is a spy with secrets and has to inform her spouse of the truth during the middle of a nuclear terrorism crisis.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Watership Own: Two families of rabbits fight over a speedboat.

 

[cooleddie74]

Apocalypse Ow: Martin Sheen is sent on a mission in Vietnam War-era Cambodia to find the son of a bitch who stepped on and broke his toe back in basic training.

 

[scotpens]

The Oys in the Band -- A bunch of New York Jewish musicians gather for a party and proceed to kvetch for the next two hours.

The Martin Chronicles -- Thanks to a rift in the space-time continuum, the lives of Dean Martin, Mary Martin, Steve Martin, Ricky Martin, Martin Landau, Martin Sheen, Martin Luther King Jr., and Martin Mull all become intertwined. Directed by Martin Scorsese.

My Air Lady -- A flying instructor transforms a lower-class girl into an expert pilot.

Onan the Barbarian -- The adventures of a musclebound ancient warrior who's always jerking off.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Demolition Ma: A man is defrosted 36 years in the future to fight his mother-in-law.

Dean Martin, Mary Martin, Steve Martin, Ricky Martin, Martin Landau, Martin Sheen, Martin Luther King Jr., and Martin Mull all become intertwined. Directed by Martin Scorsese.

That sounds like an Art Fern Tea Time Movie.

"Now back to our feature film: Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in HEIDI SUFFERS AN ESTROGEN AVALANCHE!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Syfall: The lead singer for the Max Rebo Band on Tatooine becomes embroiled in intrigue and danger involving the British Secret Service and quickly discovers her life is in danger at the hands of Javier Bardem.

Lapti Nek, indeed.

 

[scotpens]

Dean Martin, Mary Martin, Steve Martin, Ricky Martin, Martin Landau, Martin Sheen, Martin Luther King Jr., and Martin Mull all become intertwined. Directed by Martin Scorsese.

That sounds like an Art Fern Tea Time Movie.

Well, I'm an old Johnny Carson fan from way back. Yeah, my age is showing.

 

[B.J.]

I miss Johnny Carson! None of the talk show hosts since have measured up to him.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? <<WHACK!!> THAT's when we care!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Cabin Oy: Chris Elliott and David Letterman star in the hilarious tale of a young, impressionable and naive Rabbi who wants to travel the open waves and find adventure.

 

[Rhaven]

Arsenic and Old Ace Three old biddies vie for the attention of a former WW I pilot.

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

Sherlock Holmes stories:

The Adventure of the Cardboard Ox - Holmes investigates who's been replacing cattle with cardboard cutouts.

The Adventure of the Cooked Man - Holmes vs. a cannibal cult.

The Adventure of the Geek Interpreter - Holmes needs help to understand a group of science fiction fans.

The Adventure of the Naval Treat - Holmes deduces who stole an admiral's dessert.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Wackiest Hip In The Army: Transplant surgeons really know how to party.

 

[cooleddie74]

Aging Bull: The poignant story of a former Night Court star who tries to become a champion boxer in the waning years of his career.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Forbidden Plane: The story of the Dreamliner.

 

[cooleddie74]

For Your Eye Only: a taut spy thriller involving Sammy Davis, Jr., an electronic decoding device and the mountains of Greece.

 

[trekkiedane]

^I thought that was an infomercial about eye-drops

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Spy Who Loved M:

Don't ask. Just don't.

 

[cooleddie74]

WarGame: Pentagon budget cuts following sequestration force the new WOPR defense computer program into limited, part time operational status and Matthew Broderick must wait a week before attempting to dissuade the system from launching a partial nuclear attack.