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30 (A Short Film)

Prior to the battle of Thermopylae, the Persian forces encounter 30 Spartan warriors in what is sure to be the most intense thirty seconds of the audience's life.
 
Watchme - adaptation of the graphic novel about voyeuristic costumed vigilantes.

Jurassic Par
- an eccentric billionaire's attempt at creating a dinosaur-themed golf course goes horribly wrong.

Alf-Life - first-person shooter in which Home and Away curmudgeon Alf Stewart finds himself trapped in a secret scientific research facility during an alien invasion.

Fifty Hades of Grey - erotic novel about the sex lives of the souls of the dead in ancient Greece.

The Illing
- remake of the gritty and brooding Danish police drama starring the Beastie Boys.

00 - historical action epic in which a small band of MI6 secret agents encounter the massed Persian forces at Thermopylae.
 
The Unger Games

In a post apocalyptic future, one roommate does what it takes to survive on nationally televised death match with hilarious results.
 
The Kin and I: musical about a woman and her relatives.
The Edgehog: an eccentric pig never ventures into the center of the pen.
 
201: A Space Odyssey: Two and a half hours of empty space, because spaceflight technology hasn't been invented yet.

Die Har: John McClane's early days as a pirate.

Monty Python and the Holy Rail: King Arthur and his knights survive into the modern era where they begin worshipping trains as gods.

Mon: A Jamaican astronaut is alone on a scientific base with a bong (voice of Kevin Spacey) as his only companion.

Natural Born Illers: Woody Harrelson plays a serial killer who goes around making people sick.
 
Rock Island Lie - "I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got all pig iron."

Oh, wait...



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True Les - action comedy about a secret agent who hides his profession from his family by pretending to be British comedian Les Dennis.

Y Tu Mma Tambien - comedy drama road movie about two Mexican friends who go on a road adventure and take part in mixed martial arts.

Yes Wide Shut - Stanley Kubrick's final movie, an erotic thriller with Paul Eddington and Nigel Hawthorne.

The Spy Who Loved M - subversion of the classic Bond movie where Barbara Bach begins a love affair with Bernard Lee's character.

Rock - a big lump of limestone has a go at becoming heavyweight boxing champion of the world. Oh, wait a minute...

Dr. Who and the Dales - sci-fi drama in which Peter Cushing encounters a race cloned from the embryonic cells of Dale Winton.
 
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Star Trek Into Arkness: The crew all become obsessed with Noah and how he could get two of every animal in the world into that boat.
 
The search for Sock - a scientific documentary about how single socks vanish from the laundry: the spinning of the washing machine creates a tiny unstable black hole that swallows the closest sock and then collapses
 
Typical marraige "Mrs Attacks".

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Sounds like a rom-com though.


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On Flux - A documentary about the field concept in physics and mathematics. *Dramatized for television*

Lade Runner - Dystopian science fiction action film. In the future there is no more gas, gangs of 'runners' control the lucrative cargo hauling business. -Until the Tyrell Corporation starts using replicants for the job.

Over the Edge - Michael Moore takes a look at "Fox News".

K-PA - [teen-com] Pete is a normal teenager who claims to be from a far away planet. His father tries to help him, only to begin to doubt his own explanations.

Moo 44 - An unconventional corporate agent is given the task of shaping a group of violent criminals and technical wizards into a helicopter defence force assigned to protect a dairy farm.

Mystic Rive - A mystic tears himself apart: investigating a horrendous crime he finds himself facing both demons from the past and demons in the present.​

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Dark Cit - A Hindu monk awakens alone in a strange hotel to find that he has lost his memory and is wanted for a series of brutal and bizarre murders.


Soylent Gree - In New York in 2022 a man must win the first prize in an eating contest, sponsored by the Soylent Corporation, to save his best friend.


A Christmas Tory - 'R' is a Conservative Defence Minister who really wants a new missile-system for Christmas but, whenever he mentions it he is met by the phrase: "You'll shoot an island out".
Hilarity ensues as he tries to leave hints to this effect and becomes entangled in a rave about a sculpture, between the Prime Minister and the Queen and is accused of enticing the French President to silliness during recess at the UN.


Lipstream - A scientist plots a bank robbery around his newest invention: a gas that makes everyone exposed to it salivate explosively.


The Gif - When a local woman disappears and the police can't seem to find any leads, her father turns to a poor young geek. Slowly she starts crawling the net until she discovers evidence, in the form of an image on the disappeared womans FaceBook page, of an abusive husband...​

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Tar Trek: A giant cigarette makes its way across the universe searching for its creator.
Dark Tar - Low-budget story of a team of road workers in the middle of nowhere, whose mission is to destroy unstable bridges. The Foreman, Powell, is in deep booze, but he is still able to offer advice. As their mission nears completion, they must cope with a runaway alien which resembles a beach-ball, faulty computer systems, and a "smart bomb" who thinks it is God.​
 
The Ood German - An episode of Doctor Who set in Berlin of 1945.

Ube
, Ube 2: HyperUbe and Ube Zero - A century spanning series of documentaries about the City of Ube, in the Yamaguchi Prefecture in Japan, as it struggles with the cubistic maze of dangers lurking within an ongoing unstoppable industrialization.

Monsters, In - Exploitation porn-flick from 2002.

Death of a Resident - Dramatic documentary about what could happen if a resident in a rest-home suddenly died.

A Hump at Oxford - Early, vintage if you will, exploitation porn-flick.

Fahrenheit 51 - Family friendly rom-com about a mom & dad couple who fight over the temperature in their bedroom.

Latte Days - A lactose intolerant gay party animal falls for a young barista, leading to crisis, cliché, and catastrophe.

Planet Error - After an experimental computer virus is released, turning thousands off their zombie-like on-line existence, it's up to a rag-tag group of geeks to stop the infection from spreading and those behind its release.​
 
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Oldfinger: The third film featuring post-retiree James Bond. A geriatric businessman smuggles pills and false teeth, and plans to contaminate Walmart to increase the value of his own pill supply. Can Bond stop his diabolical scheme?
The Spy Who Came in from the Old - An exposé on the retirement industry featuring the voice of Sean Connery.​

Jurassic Ark: A bunch of dinosaurs try to survive the coming meteor by building a massive ship.
South Ark - Australian teen-SciFi-drama series about life aboard a great big space-ark.​

The Amazing Spider Ma

Peter Parker's mother comes back from the dead and gets bitten by a spider.
Last Ma on Earth - [ActionFlickTrailerVoice]

In her world...
...all of humanity has become walking dead cyber-gadget-zombies...

She was there when it started...

Now...

She will finish it!...

Watch... The epic tale of one mother standing up for all that is human¹.
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The Omega Ma - Seventies original of Last Ma on Earth². ;)

Ma Max - SyFy pilot mini-series inspired by the Ma films. Although funny and well executed it was a commercial failure and the planned first season never made³.

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The Number 2 - Prequel to the Sesame Street blockbuster The Number 3.​




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¹ - Fourteen! (yes, I counted them, see below) hilarious instances of the popular catchphrase: "No phones at the dinner table."
² - Eleven different phrases were said the eighteen times the TV or Hi-Fi were switched off -including the one dramatic time it was done in silence.
³ - You may be able to find parts of three episodes and a lot of test footage on-line - if you know where look.
 
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