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Deranged Nasat

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I'm sure we've played a game like this before, but on another forum I frequent someone started a thread, and I thought I'd reproduce it here. :)

Take a film, a book, a game, etc, and remove one letter from the title, to give a (hopefully) humorous alternative. Here are mine from the other board:

Moby-Ick: The white whale's condition is revealed to be the result of white-spot disease, perhaps due to Ishmael's ongoing insistence that a whale is a fish.

Oldfinger: The third film featuring post-retiree James Bond. A geriatric businessman smuggles pills and false teeth, and plans to contaminate Walmart to increase the value of his own pill supply. Can Bond stop his diabolical scheme?

To Kill A Mocking-bid: Powerful literary tale of prejudice and the fight for justice, as the protagonist's father auctions off his prized possessions only to meet with sneering offers that seriously devalue the items in question.

Little Wome: American post-Civil War classic in which Pontius Pilate attempts to balance domesticity, work and true love while reflecting on his place in society.

A Hundred Ears of Solitude: Latin America has problems, but no-one's listening to them.
 
Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I believe that open-ended game threads are not allowed in Misc; they are better suited for the lounges.

eta: here it is--last page, first two posts.
 
Star Trek: The Final Fontier: In the obsessive search for the perfect Trek font Captain Kirk make a stand for the purity of design. A stand which will ultimately fail when Star Trek meets its Nemesis.
 
Lost in Pace: The space family Robinson embark on a journey to the stars, only to discover they are poor musicians and dancers.
 
Last time I played this game, I made a suggestion using "The Count of Monte Cristo."


No-one talks to me now.
 
Star Trek: The Search for Sock After discovering that dryers are portals to another dimension the crew of the Enterprise go on a recovery mission.
 
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Cuntry Emerging from their inter-dimensional basements a band of neckbeards seek the treasures they have only dreamed of until now.
 
Mystery Science Heater 3000: A mad scientist traps a man in space and forces him to use the worst home heating equipment ever made.
 
The Fountain Had Two architects meet to discusss the attributes of a famous public space. Although they will discover that one of them is a massive asshole, they will never know just what appeal the fountain had.
 
Jurassic Ark: A bunch of dinosaurs try to survive the coming meteor by building a massive ship.
 
The Adventures of Huckleberry Inn - The scandalous and sordid happenings of an Inn in the sleepy southern town of Huckleberry.

Melrose Lace - Two sweet but naive sisters venture out on their own in 1990s Los Angelos to start their own fashion studio.
 
2001: A Pace Odyssey: Dr. Dave Bowman, after discovering his salsa was made in New York city, embarks on a mission to find a jar of Pace Picante.
 
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Han

Crossover. A million fan wanks cry out in terror...

201

Epic Roland Emmerick disaster movie set at the start of the third century.

200

Epic Stanley Kubrick science fiction film set at the start of the third century.
 
The Amazing Spider Ma

Peter Parker's mother comes back from the dead and gets bitten by a spider.

Iron Ky

Really not sure I want to go there...

Total Reall

A movie set on Mars where shit just got reall.

Battlehip

Some old granny fighting the system to get that hip replaced.

The Hobbi

A wizard, twelve dwarves and a Hobbit make a model together.

Children of Me

Just me standing in front of a screen showing a photo album of my kids.
 
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