Refresh my memory, fair denizens...

[doubleohfive]

So, it's been a while since I came back, and even longer since I really cared about much going on here.

I feel I am in need of a refresher course on how things are done here.

Who are the mods to avoid? Who are tools? AND HOW MANY FRICKIN' POSTS DO I NEED TO MAKE BEFORE I MAKE FLEET ADMIRAL?

Is Treker still single? Where's JonathonWally? Is Jayson still alive? Does McBundy still spam? Has Timby had any more pizzas stolen? Is MA still a shadow of it's former glory? Who's the resident Photoshop genius? And most importantly -- who should be in the next Jeopardy thread?

--005

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

HOW MANY FRICKIN' POSTS DO I NEED TO MAKE BEFORE I MAKE FLEET ADMIRAL?

32,000 is the tipping point, I think.

 

[doubleohfive]

Sweet. Nine hundred and fifty-five posts to go!

 

[Kestra]

And most importantly -- who should be in the next Jeopardy thread?

Me! I've never been in one. I'd answer your other questions but I think that's better left for the posters themselves. And MA is still lacking in entertainment, sadly. They don't let us have anything nice.

 

[sojourner]

I think Jayson was banned.

 

[doubleohfive]

Wha? When? How? WHY??????

 

[RoJoHen]

I think Jayson was banned.

Was he?

I thought he was having money issues, so he wasn't going online very often.

 

[Lindley]

News to me if so. He just goes in cycles.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Shameless doesn't spam. He hams a lot, but no spam.

 

[tomalak301]

News to me if so. He just goes in cycles.

Reading that the first time, I thought you said he just goes in circles. That would also be true.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

Never knew that Jayson was banned or had disappeared.

Anyways welcome back 005

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I am as constant as the Northern Star.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Jayson is not Banned. He just hasn't been around in a while, sadly.

And the Mod to avoid is me. I once Banned a man in Boston just to watch him cry.

 

[Mark de Vries]

A new Jeopardy thread? Oh yes, please

 

[captcalhoun]

ITL is a photoshop genius.

 

[iguana_tonante]

"If we want things to stay as they are, things will have to change." - Il Gattopardo

 

[1001001]

Bonz and Spiff were caught in a secret affair when someone left the door to the Briefing Room open overnight. Their agents have released written statement denying it, but we all know what we saw.

Gertch has changed his name to Mother Shabooboo and joined the Agrarian Workers Paradise Commune.

Jammer went on a massive spamming spree in the Deep Space Nine Forum. Seriously, we could not get the guy to shut up.

Before he took some time off, Jayson posted his doctoral thesis for all of us to enjoy, entitled: The Kinetics of Acetylcholinesterase Inhibition and the Influence of Fluoride and Fluoride Complexes on the Permeability of Erythrocyte Membranes.

Misfit Toy abandoned our two man club and rejoined the collective. I'm not bitter about that at all. Jerk.

Lindley finally gave up on Firefly/Serenity, and has switched his allegiance and devotion to the new 90210.

As for me...

I continue to tour the country in my pick-up, selling Bibles out of the back and warning people about the dangers of vaccines, evolution, and women getting an education. I'm very hopeful of getting a staff position with the Palin in 2012 Campaign.

 

[TheSeeker]

Welcome back 005!

 

[doubleohfive]

What uuuuuuuuuup Seeker? How's married life treating ya? Thanks for the welcome!

So what else is new around here? I know we can now embed Youtube videos in posts ... and I see ads after initial posts ... Who left, who came back? Who is new and worth talking to?

Inquiring doubleoh wants to know!

 

[RoJoHen]

You haven't been gone that long, have you?