Had a somewhat funny occurence while playing today. In Rhodes, I encountered someone near the church grieving for someone that was put in a grave. I greeted them, and I think I upset him because he then told me I ought to respect someone who's grieving. Then I turned and greeted someone who was leaning by the church and Arthur went on about how respect was underrated, how there could never be enough of it in the world.
Speaking of the witness system going off the rails, I encountered a random event while roaming the streets of Saint-Denis. Kids were hollering at me to try to get my attention. I got off my horse to see what they would do. They retreated into an alley and followed them, and it appeared to be a trap. Suddenly I'm surrounded by men who all want me to put my hands up. Well, I wasn't going to go down quietly. It all happened quickly, but someone came at me, I grabbed their gun and ended up shooting one of them and next thing I know I'm wanted for murder. I guess it's what you'd call an alley holdup. "But honest, Officer, I was just defending myself!"