I'd be at the helm on a nightshift while on a starship . It can't be too hard because you never heard of those guys getting into too much trouble while Kirk, Picard, Archer or Janeway was in their quarters. Also, I would also tell all the alien babes on every planet that I'm the captain of a starship, and I'd sneak them aboard and allow them to pilot the ship at night. 'Cause that's how I roll.