True dat.
But in my own defense, I had absolutely no idea that
@Fantasy Lover was a woman. But now that I do know, I understand her point.
To wit: In my freshman year of college, one night I was returning from one of my half hearted attempts to hang around frat row. All of a sudden this girl, who was also walking across campus, makes a beeline straight for me and immediately hooks her arm around my waist. She says, "If anyone asks, we're in love. " I knew
exactly what she was talking about (she was drunk and didn't want to get caught out there alone). So as we approached the dorm where we both lived, she disengages and says "Okay, we're not in love anymore" and we both laughed it off then went our separate ways.
So yes, I DO get it.