Random Caption I just had to do...

[Lashmore]

*ship rocks as something happens, the redshirt then stares in befuddlement*

redshirt: "What the fuck is that? A life jacket? We're in space you idiot!"

jacket man: "It's protection: Note the chick caught inbetween us."

redshirt: "I think I like you!"

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"Those numbers on your safety jacket have any meaning? Always meanin' to ask you that."

 

[Shatmandu]

Worst cocaine smuggler ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"Any of those vest pouches contain a joint, by any chance?

I don't wanna die without a buzz."

 

[Alrik]

"It's not a life vest you jackass, it's an air cushion. This ship gets the shit knocked out of it about every other week. You'll want one too after you break a few ribs during a Klingon attack."

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"Bet you wish you'd never joined the Coast Guard now, huh?"

 

[26138]

Off Screen: Okay everyone, now lean the other way, we need some more "ship under attack" stock footage!

 

[Tan Ru]

Off Screen: Okay everyone, now lean the other way, we need some more "ship under attack" stock footage!

Redshirt actor thinking.............."oh boy! THIS is the starting point of my acting career that will continue with bigger and meatier parts in television and feature films! I can't wait 'til I'm rich & famous like that Grace Lee Whitney!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORST disco theme night ever.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GOLDSHIRT(shouting): Sulu says he wants that 50 bucks!!!

VESTGUY(thinking): Totally worth it!

 

[cooleddie74]

"SHIT.

Must have been another ice-teroid. And we don't have a single escape pod!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Redshirt: "Who's driving?"

White Vest: "Some chick from the future named Deanna Troi!"