BAZINGA!!!!!
QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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A WORD TO THE WISE, DON'T PREJUDGE THE PEOPLE OF THE NORTHWESTERN EUROPEAN ARCHIPELAGO BY THE STANDARDS OF THE LONELY PLANET GUIDE.
IT'S NOT ACTUALLY THAT BAD HERE YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL CLIMATE, A REASONABLY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE DRINKS ARE CERTAINLY NOT LACKING IN CHARM AND TASTE
. IF YOU IGNORE OUR POLITICIANS, DAFT TABLOID MEDIA AND PATHETIC CELEBRITY 'CULTURE' YOU'LL FIND US TO BE A MOST WARM AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE....
EVEN THE LONDONERS.
PLUS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHAPE OF OUR MAIN ISLAND? IT'S A WONDERFULLY ODD SHAPED L THAT APPEARS TO BE POINTING OUT TO SEA AS IF TO SAY 'WELL, WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT!'
I PERSONALLY FIND IT TO BE STRANGELY THERAPEUTIC TO LOOK UPON THAT FUNNY ISLE JUST OFF EUROPE. JOLLY GOOD SHOW THAT!
"COME TO BRITAIN, BRITAIN'S FUN..."
{THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE UNITED KINGDOM BOARD OF TOURISM}
IT'S NOT ACTUALLY THAT BAD HERE YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL CLIMATE, A REASONABLY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE DRINKS ARE CERTAINLY NOT LACKING IN CHARM AND TASTE
. IF YOU IGNORE OUR POLITICIANS, DAFT TABLOID MEDIA AND PATHETIC CELEBRITY 'CULTURE' YOU'LL FIND US TO BE A MOST WARM AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE....EVEN THE LONDONERS.
PLUS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHAPE OF OUR MAIN ISLAND? IT'S A WONDERFULLY ODD SHAPED L THAT APPEARS TO BE POINTING OUT TO SEA AS IF TO SAY 'WELL, WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT!'
I PERSONALLY FIND IT TO BE STRANGELY THERAPEUTIC TO LOOK UPON THAT FUNNY ISLE JUST OFF EUROPE. JOLLY GOOD SHOW THAT!
"COME TO BRITAIN, BRITAIN'S FUN..."
{THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE UNITED KINGDOM BOARD OF TOURISM}
COME VIEW OUR BEAUTIFUL NATIVE WILDLIFE!
MAJESTIC HERDS OF RABBIT, SWEEPING THE HEDGEROW AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!
THE NOBLE AND ELUSIVE WATER RAT!!
FLOCKS OF PIGEONS SWOOPING LIKE WET, DISEASE-COVERED PAPERWEIGHTS THROUGH THE STREETS, BREATHLESSLY CLOSE!
ALL SEVEN SPECIES AND 13 SUBSPECIES OF CHAV!!
MAJESTIC HERDS OF RABBIT, SWEEPING THE HEDGEROW AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!
THE NOBLE AND ELUSIVE WATER RAT!!
FLOCKS OF PIGEONS SWOOPING LIKE WET, DISEASE-COVERED PAPERWEIGHTS THROUGH THE STREETS, BREATHLESSLY CLOSE!
ALL SEVEN SPECIES AND 13 SUBSPECIES OF CHAV!!
^ CHAVS HAVE SUBSPECIES? HOW'S THAT WORK?
I REMEMBER THE PUNCH-LINE, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T REMEMBER THE JOKE!
THAT DOES IT! I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!
THAT DOES IT! I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!
YOU SAID IT MY DEAR...
WINE??????????
WINE??????????
PUDDING IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITH GREAT PUDDING COMES GREAT CALORIES!!!!!!!!!! WALK WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF I EAT TOO MUCH PUDDING I'LL GET FAT!! THEN HOW CAN I IMPRESS...
THE WOMEN????
THE WOMEN????
LET THE WOMEN EAT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S ALL GET FAT AND HAPPY! WHAT A WONDERFULL WORLD THAT WOULD BE!!
ALL HAIL MCDONALDS!! IT MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE!
I PREFER TUBS OF BUTTER WITH CARAMEL SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!
AND WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE???? BRING IN THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!
BABY GOT BACK!!
THE WOMEN????
SO GROOVE IT AND MOVE IT!!
IF YOU GOT CABOOSE, THEN PROVE IT!!
IF YOU GOT CABOOSE, THEN PROVE IT!!
DEEP FRIED CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CALLORIES!!!
BATTERED TRIBBLES WITH BEER SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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