GAY FISH-SLAPPING DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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THAT SOUNDS KIND OF SM...ISH!
THIS IS THE TREK BBS!!!!!!!!! WHAT DOESN'T?!!!!!!!???!!!?
HOW DOES ONE SOUND 'SMISH' ANYWAY?!? 
IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR BUTTOCKS FLAPPING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M RIGHT HERE, DAMN YOU!!!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
DAMN THE (PHOTON) TORPEDOES!!!
I DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!
O DEAR GOD!!! THE MENTAL IMAGE!!!
WE NEED TO STOP GIVING ELEANOR IMAGES!!
DAMM STRAIGHT!!!! AT LEAST I NOW KNOW WHY I DRINK!!!
TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DANG--FILTHY--APE!!!
--(typical response to a TSA agent)
--(typical response to a TSA agent)
JUST GO THROUGH THE SCANNER THEN! YOU GET LESS RADIATION THROUGH ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAN YOU DO SIMPLY BEING ON THE PLANE IN FLIGHT!! AND THE IMAGES ARE SOMEWHAT LESS THAN MICHELIN-MAN QUALITY!!
YOU'D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, THESE DAYS--REGARDLESS OF HOW FADED THE IMAGE IS!
BIBENDUM!!!
IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS PORN OF IT!!
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, WHO THE HELL GETS TURNED ON BY MICHELIN MAN PORN?? THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW GUY?!?!?
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, WHO THE HELL GETS TURNED ON BY MICHELIN MAN PORN?? THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW GUY?!?!?
^SOMEONE WITH WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME (SUCH AS, SAY...AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER?!?), WHO TURNS THE FUZZY ROBOT IMAGES INTO SOMETHING MORE EXPLICIT!
THOSE AIN'T WARP NACELLES, BUT THEY ARE BLUE!!!
IT'S CALLED MECHAPHILIA!!!!!!!!! DON'T BE SO CLOSED MINDED!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ROBOT WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS THE LOVE!!
WHAT IS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
^THE TECHNO MUSIC: DISCO'S MOST FAITHFUL OFFSHOOT!
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