QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Thor Damar]

FOR CARD...

WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST

 

[Rush Limborg]

ROBAU IS MOST PLEASED WITH THIS THREAD!!!!!!!! HE SHOUTS IN ITS FAVOR!!!!!!!!!

HAIL THE ROBAU:



SOUND, SOUND THE TRUMP OF FAME!
LET--THE--ROBAU'S GREAT FAME
RING THROUGH THE WORLD WITH LOUD APPLAUSE--
RING THROUGH THE WORLD WITH LOUD APPLAUSE--
LET EV'RY CLIME TO FREE-DOM DEAR
LIS-TE-N WITH--A JOY-FUL EAR....

WITH E-QUAL SKILL, WITH GOD-LIKE POW'R,
HE GOVERNS IN--THE FEARFUL HOUR
OF HOR-RID WAR, OR GUIDES WITH EASE
THE HAPPIER TIMES OF HON-EST PEACE!

FIRM, UNITED, LET US BE--
RALLYING 'ROUND OUR LIB-ER-TY!
AS--A--BAND--OF--BROTHERS JOINED--
PEACE AND SAFETY, WE--SHALL--FIND!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IT WAS THE DARK OF THE MOON ON THE SIXTH OF JUNE,
AND A KENWORTH PULLIN' LOGS!
CAB-OVER PETE WITH A REEFER ON
AND A JIMMY HAULIN' HOGS!
WE WAS HEADIN' FOR BEAR ON I ONE-OH
'BOUT A MILE OUT OF SHAKY TOWN!
I SAYS "PIG PEN, THIS HERE'S RUBBER DUCK,
AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!"

CAUSE WE GOT A LITTLE OL' CONVOY,
ROCKIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT!
YEAH WE GOT A LITTLE OL' CONVOY,
AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT!
COME ON AND JOIN OUR CONVOY,
AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA GET IN OUR WAY!
WE GONNA ROLL THIS ROCKIN' CONVOY
ACROSS THE U.S.A.!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^WHO LIVED HIS WHOLE LIFE IN A BUCKET!

 

[Thor Damar]

HE CAUSED QUITE A RUCKUS, AND SAID 'OH

 

[CommanderRaytas]

EVERY TIME LADY GAGA SINGS "POCKET" I HEAR "BUCKET"! IT'S BECAUSE AMERICANS CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE PHONEME "O" PROPERLY!

IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT!

 

[Rush Limborg]

I HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN--THE PROMISED LAND!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

EVERY TIME LADY GAGA SINGS "POCKET" I HEAR "BUCKET"! IT'S BECAUSE AMERICANS CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE PHONEME "O" PROPERLY!

IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT!

SHE DOES THE SAME WITH POKER IN "POKER FACE"!!! SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SAYING "PUCKER FACE"!!! SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN AMERICA I'VE HEARD DO THIS, THOUGH!!!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

AND THE IRONY IS--SHE KEEPS TRYING TO FAKE A BRITISH ACCENT!!!

 

[Thor Damar]

A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT? COR BLIMEY MATE. THAT'S NOT CRICKET, WHAT!

 

[cooleddie74]

I WANNA HEAR A CARDASSIAN WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!!!! THAT WOULD ROCK!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?!??

 

[cooleddie74]

I'M PUSHING AN ELEPHANT UP THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I THOUGHT I SAW UPON THE STAIR A LITTLE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE! HE WASN'T THERE AGAIN TODAY; OH HOW I WISH HE'D GO AWAY!!

 

[cooleddie74]

I'M TOSSING OUT PUNCHLINES THAT WERE NEVER THERE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thor Damar]

^ I HEAR DEAD PEOPLE...THEY'RE BORING AS.

(I DON'T KNOW THE NEXT VERSE SO...)

CRASHIN' THRU THE WALL,ALL,ALLL

 

[Rush Limborg]

THERE'S A--TIGER, TIGER, BURNING BRIGHT,
IN THE FOREST OF THE NIGHT!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

WHY IS THE TIGER BURNING BRIGHT?!? DID SOMEONE SET IT ON FIRE? OR DOES IT HAVE HEARTBURN?

 

[Rush Limborg]

^I'M TRYING TO--

SATURN RINGS AROUND MY HEAD,
DOWN A PLAIN THAT'S MARTIAN RED!!!