QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[F. King Daniel]

(tremble with fury)

KHAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!

...khan...

(so awesome it echoed in the vaccum of space)

 

[Rush Limborg]

AND THE IRONY IS--SHE KEEPS TRYING TO FAKE A BRITISH ACCENT!!!

AS THE TENTH DOCTOR WOULD SAY: "DON'T! JUST... DON'T!"

IT NEVER WORKS, PEOPLE! UNLESS THEY GET PROFESSIONAL HELP FROM A LINGUIST, THAT ACCENT IS JUST DOING TO SOUND REALLY DUMB!

INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH...I OFTEN SLIP INTO A BRITISH ACCENT WHENEVER I ENGAGE IN "INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS". IT'S ACTUALLY MORE "UNDERSTATED" THAN THE TYPCAL FAKE ACCENT--AND IF PEOPLES' REACTIONS ARE ANY JUDGE, IT'S THEREFORE MORE CONVINCING. THINK ROBERT DOWNEY JR.'S SHERLOCK HOLMES VOICE!

LADY GAGA SHOULD TONE IT DOWN A BIT.

THE PUCKER FACE!

AW, SHEESH, NOW I'VE GOT THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD, AGAIN...




OH, WHOA-OH-OH--
OH, WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH--

OH, WHOA-OH-OH--
OH, WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH--

CAN'T READ MY--
CAN'T READ MY--
CAN'T READ MY--
NO, HE CAN'T--READ--MY--
POKER FACE...
(uninteligable backup vocals )

CAN'T READ MY--
CAN'T READ MY--
CAN'T READ MY--
NO, HE CAN'T--READ--MY--
POKER FACE...
(uninteligable backup vocals)

(ADD/AS MOMENT: IT'S FUNNY...WHEN SHE SINGS, SHE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER WITH ANY FAKE BRIT VOICE....)

 

[Satyrquaze]

AS THE TENTH DOCTOR WOULD SAY: "DON'T! JUST... DON'T!"

OR: "I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY..."

 

[Thor Damar]

OR "I DON'T WANT TO GO!"

 

[SPCTRE]

I SHALL LEAVE YOU AS YOU LEFT ME, AS YOU LEFT HER: MAROONED FOR ALL ETERNITY AT THE CENTER OF A DEAD PLANET... BURIED ALIVE!!!! BURIED ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE OVERACTING!!!!!!!

HE TASKS ME!!!! HE TASKS ME AND I SHALL HAVE HIM!!!!!!!! I'LL CHASE HIM 'ROUND THE MOONS OF NIBIA AND 'ROUND THE ANTARES MAELSTROM AND 'ROUND PERDITION'S FLAMES BEFORE I GIVE HIM UP!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

THE IMPLICIT COMPARISON OF WILLIAM SHATNER TO A WHALE!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

HERE'S A CLASSIC:

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Thor Damar]

SOME MORE LARGE HAM FOR YA!

'POWER, UNN-LIMITED PPPOWEEERRR!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I SHALL LEAVE YOU AS YOU LEFT ME, AS YOU LEFT HER: MAROONED FOR ALL ETERNITY AT THE CENTER OF A DEAD PLANET... BURIED ALIVE!!!! BURIED ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE OVERACTING!!!!!!!

THE UTTERLY RETARDED VILLAIN WHO SHOULD STAY BURIED IN THE DEPTHS OF TIME!

 

[Thor Damar]

THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT SHINZON! I MEAN YES IT WAS CONVOLUTED BUT...

OH, DID YOU MEAN KHAN? MY BAD.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

THE WOEFUL LACK OF VILLAINS WITH GENUINE CLASS!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, THE HUMANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

(WHERE THE HECK IS THAT FROM, ANYWAY?)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

THE HINDENBURG EXPLOSiON, THAT'S WHAT!!

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

THE WOEFUL LACK OF VILLAINS WITH GENUINE CLASS!!!

OH; WHAT ABOUT GENERAL CHAN!!!!

TO BE.........OR...........NOT.................................................... TO BE

 

[Thor Damar]

CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!

(COULD YOU IMAGINE IT, CHANG, DUKAT AND WEYOUN IN THE ULTIMATE TREK VILLAIN TEAM UP)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

(COULD YOU IMAGINE IT, CHANG, DUKAT AND WEYOUN IN THE ULTIMATE TREK VILLAIN TEAM UP)

THE FALSE SINCERITY!!!

(I CAN INDEED IMAGINE IT, AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL IN ITS ELOQUENT TWO-FACEDNESS!)

 

[Thor Damar]

AH, SUCH ELEGANT TREACHERY. TO LOOK YOUR ENEMIES IN THE EYES AND STAB INTO THEIR FOUL HEARTS.

(YES, I DID IMAGINE SAYING THAT IN CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER'S MOST EXCELLENT VOICE!

SHAKESPEAREAN ACTORS, THE GREATEST DUTY THAT MY COUNTRY HAS PERFORMED FOR DRAMA!!)

 

[SPCTRE]

YOU DO PREFER IT THIS WAY, DON'T YOU, AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE?!!!! NO PEACE IN OUR TIME!!!!! ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

IS THIS A D'K TAHG I SEE BEFORE ME?!!

 

[Thor Damar]

SLEEP NO MORE, FOR DUKAT HATH MURDERED SLEEP!