THE NAUGHTINESS!!!!
QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS!!!....
ON DANCER!!! ON PRANCER!!! ON DONNER!!! ON BLITZEN!!!!
ON COMET!!! ON CUPID!!!! ON...UH, I FORGOT THE REST!!!!!!
^ THATS BECAUSE I THINK I SCREWED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!
NO MATTER!!! ROBAU WILL THROW THE SLED INTO LOW ORBIT!!! NO REINDEER REQUIRED!!!
OH NO!!!!! CALL SPOCK AND CAPTAIN ROBAU!!!!! SANTA THOUGHT ABOUT USING THE TRANSPORTER THIS YEAR TO DELIVER ALL THE TOYS!!!! WHEN HE TRIED TO TEST IT THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!! NOW THERE ARE TWO SANTA'S!!!! ONE MEEK AND GOOD!!!! THE OTHER ONE EVIL AND FOULMOUTHED!!!!!
THE CHILDREN ARE TELLING THE EVIL SANTA WHAT THEY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
"YOU LITTLE ****** THINK ***** I'LL **** ******* TO YOU FOR ***** YOU *****!!!!!!!!"
THE CHILDREN ARE TELLING THE EVIL SANTA WHAT THEY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
"YOU LITTLE ****** THINK ***** I'LL **** ******* TO YOU FOR ***** YOU *****!!!!!!!!"
EXPLETIVES REACHING ****ING CRITICAL LEVELS, CAPTAIN!!!!
ROBAU SHOULD BE REMASTERED WITH CGI TO MAKE HIM EVEN MORE BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTHING CAN IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION!!!
WHY MUST WE ARGUE?!!!! WE ALL KNOW THAT CAPTAIN ROBAU IS THE MOST BADASS CAPTAIN EVER!!!!
WAIT UNTIL THEY START PUBLISHING BOOKS ABOUT THE USS KELVIN AND CAPTAIN ROBAU!!!!! IT'LL BE A NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!
WAIT UNTIL THEY START PUBLISHING BOOKS ABOUT THE USS KELVIN AND CAPTAIN ROBAU!!!!! IT'LL BE A NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!
I WISH TO SEE THIS SHIP TRAVEL BACKWARDS AT WARP!!!MISTER SULU, EXECUTE!!!
IS THE PARKING BRAKE ON?!?
ROBAU WILL ONLY HAVE TO CONCENTRATE HARD AND PRESENTS WILL JUST APPEAR UNDER YOUR TREE. OOOO! LOOKIT! YOU GOT JUST WHAT YOU WANTED! A ROBAU ACTION FIGURE WITH REAL SWEAT (tm)!!!
MISTER CHEKOV!!! WHY IS THERE A POSTER OF CAPTAIN ROBAU IN THE MESS HALL!!!? ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO UNDERMINE MORALE!!!?DO YOU TRULY WISH TO HEAR OUR LEADER REPEAT, OVER AND OVER, 'I'M THE CAPTAIN, I'M THE CAPTAIN!!!'GIVE ME THAT POSTER!!!I AM THE BAD MAMA JAMA ON THIS SHIP!!!!..WAIT, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION SET!!! STAR TREK FANS ARE CONTROLLING ALL THAT YOU SEE, AND HEAR!!!YOU WILL JOIN US!!! YOU...WILL...OBEY ME...I AM THE SPOCK!!!!THE SPOCK WHO ROCKS!!!
STREUTH!!!!!!!!
^ YET ANOTHER OBSCURE POST THAT GOES RIGHT OVER MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! ITS TIME TO PUT ME IN A HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!!
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