I DIDN'T NOTICE IT EITHER! I WAS DISTRACTED BY...
THE WOMEN!!
FUNNY, THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME! I ONLY GET DISTRACTED BY...
...THE MEN!
THE MILOS AND EDWARD CULLENS!

I DIDN'T NOTICE IT EITHER! I WAS DISTRACTED BY...
THE WOMEN!!
AND IN THIS NEW TIMELINE, WE FIND OUT THAT THE REAL REASON THE INTREPID EXPLODED WAS BECAUSE ALL THOSE VULCANS ON THE SHIP WERE JUST TOO FUCKING LOUD. THE HULL COULDN'T HANDLE THE VIBRATIONS.
CLIPS FROM THE INTREPID'S BLACKBOX: "IT'S A FUCKING AMOEBA!!! A GODDAMNED GIANT FUCKING AMOEBA!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO? AAAAHHH! WAIT, SHUT UP, THE WALLS ARE SHAKING. WE ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! BUT THE GODDAMNED AMOEBA! IT'S STILL COMING! I WISH WE COULD BE QUIETER, BUT WE JUST CAN'T! WE'RE VULCANS GODDAMMIT! OH SHIT, THERE GO THE BULKHEADS!! FASCINATI----"
AND THEN SILENCE.
HAPPY, HAPPY!!!!!
JOY, JOY!!!!
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