I WAS IN MY ROOM AND I WAS JUST LIKE STARING AT THE WALL THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING, BUT THEN AGAIN I WAS THINKING ABOUT NOTHING! AND THEN MY MOM CAME IN, AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS THERE! SHE CALLED MY NAME AND I DIDN'T HEAR HER AND THEN SHE STARTED SCREAMING “MIKE, MIKE!” AND I GO “WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER?!?” SHE GOES “WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!??” I GO "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG MOM!" SHE'S ALL "DON'T TELL ME THAT! YOU'RE ON DRUGS!” I GO “NO MOM I'M NOT ON DRUGS! I'M OK! I'M JUST THINKING, YOU KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU GET ME A PEPSI?” SHE GOES “NO! YOU'RE ON DRUGS!” I GO “MOM, I'M OK! I'M JUST THINKING!" SHE GOES “NO! YOU'RE NOT THINKING, YOU'RE ON DRUGS! NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T ACT THAT WAY!” I GO “MOM, JUST GET ME A PEPSI! PLEASE, ALL I WANT IS A PEPSI!” AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME! ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, JUST ONE PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME! JUST ONE PEPSI!